no more little chap
will we miss him?
very
very good question
find out here...

http://itchy-fox.livejournal.com/

xxxx

there's a party
in a box
at Becky's house
after the party
Little Chap will be gone
watch this space...

not THIS space you turkey

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not even sure if I know
and I was there
lets just say
that two demented monks went missing
in a stolen car
and then they came back
and let's leave it at that

" I'm full of veal and peel and I need an examination now "

- can you put me out the door darl?
- no darl
- can you tip me out of this chair darl?
- no darl
- can you undress me darl?
- not yet darl
- well if you're just going to say no to everything I'll ask someone else

it's the capital letters you see
He'll be cross

" I'm tired of all this reading and writing about Jesus
He knows if he's the Father "

" we're losing a lot of lollies while we're rubbering in the northern reaches "

they're not really missing though are they?
I mean, people are quite large and quite tangible
they can't just disappear
after a while you know instictively that it's a euphemism
but how long?

food gets bigger when it cooks
the tin doesn't

the clinical psychologists are all sleeping luvly
this is why...
cause their books sell so well
it's nothing we haven't heard before
but it's boring
and reading it makes you sleepy
let's make a cereal box scrapbook instead
think I'll post you some happy tunes to wake you up in the morning
watch this space
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my GP says I have an australian accent
not that that's what I went in for
I went in for a neurology referral
perhaps i'll stick with the essential tremor though
I like them
sort of remind me of good old-fashioned european alcoholism
cheeky cow

have they no shame?
the section next to the one I was looking at was called "sexuality"
the only way i'd go in there is in disguise
from now on I'm only shopping online

everyone's grassing everyone else up
even me
watch out
or i'll grass on you

it's like
finding out
that skippy
is just a scud missle
in a dress

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it's been
a bloody
long week

i've got shitloads of extra work to do
i'm afraid to leave my drink unattended in case someone spits in it
i've had a disgustingly sweet caramel slice
a cold cappucino
a blindingly irritating meeting about professional development

but lesbia turned up 0 minutes late
john isn't coming back
and i don't hate my staff
quite as much

they don't call me sister for nothing

xxxx

little notes surrounded by love hearts... the lollies that is

looks cool

xxxx

Eating slop today
and going to hospital tomorrow
it will be over very soon though

xxxx

" Your English is not from England
I can help you
We can work together for 8 hours a day
But you have to help me with something
I will do everything else
You have to buy some Bovril now before it's too late "

" I'm terribly worried
I've got a fowl and it hasn't been fed.
They're not like people you know
They die if you don't feed them "

some of the animal noises you hear out here just aren't funny